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Half-naked Motorist Arrested with Kiddie Porn

*I'd just like to point out that this jerk deserves all the punishment he gets and more. This is a story of sweet justice...

TORONTO -- A man caught driving naked from the waist down while watching kiddie porn on his laptop computer has become the first man in Toronto charged with allegedly stealing an Internet connection. Toronto police laid a theft of communications charge after busting a man driving the wrong way down a one-way street, downloading child porn using stolen wireless Internet signals.

The slow moving car was pulled over around 5 a.m. on Wednesday by a police officer who allegedly found the pantsless driver watching a movie of a 10-year-old girl performing fellatio on an adult on his laptop.

Police allege the man downloaded the movie using an Internet connection he intercepted from a nearby house.

Stealing Internet is becoming more common among perverts trying to avoid online detection. It's also a way they invade someone else's computer which could have serious ramifications for unsuspecting wireless Internet subscribers, police say.

CHILD-ABUSE IMAGES

The Toronto police child exploitation unit was called in after the arrest and with the OPP's Project P unit searched the unemployed man's Delhi home.

They recovered 10 computers and thousands of CDs and floppy discs which they suspect contain child abuse images.

It will take investigators numerous hours to search the computers and discs before they know exactly how many child abuse images the man allegedly had.

Walter Nowakowski, 33, of Delhi faces numerous charges related to child pornography and theft of communications.

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Source: SUN MEDIA

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