Woman swallowed lover’s false teeth

Woman swallowed lover’s false teeth

A Romanian woman needed medical help after she swallowed her lover’s false teeth during a moment of passion.

The 38-year-old woman, from Galati, went to hospital with stomach pains claiming she had swallowed a foreign object but without saying what it was.

Doctors were surprised when the x-ray showed false teeth in her stomach.

Eventually she admitted she gulped down the denture while experimenting a ’special type of passionate kiss’ with her boyfriend.

After spending two days in hospital, the foreign object left the woman’s body the natural way.

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from Ananova

‘Married’ goat dies

‘Married’ goat dies

A goat which became an internet sensation, when it was reported she had been married to a man in Sudan, has died.

Local elders ordered a man found having sex with the goat, called Rose, to “marry” her last February.

“The idea was to publicly embarrass the man,” Tom Rhodes, editor of the Juba Post, which first ran the story, told the BBC.

The story of the “wedding” caught the public imagination and became one of the most read internet stories.

Rose is believed to have died after choking on a plastic bag she swallowed as she was eating scraps on the streets of Juba.

After the marriage, Rose had a male kid - but “not a human one” - Mr Rhodes said, hastily.

The “husband”, Charles Tombe, said he was drunk at the time but has since refused to comment. The kid is owned by Mr Tombe.

Mr Rhodes, a Briton who helped found the Juba Post in 2004, was shocked when he learned how many people around the world had read the story his newspaper had published as a short, light-hearted account.

“Wow - what have we done? We have triggered a monster,” he said.

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From Ananova

Tangram Game - Flash Game

Tangram Game - Flash Game

Choose the puzzle and match the pieces in the right spot.

Gran, 92, jumps in lake to save boy

Gran, 92, jumps in lake to save boy

A 92-year-old grandmother jumped into a fishing lake in China to save a four-year-old boy.

Lu Bohua, who is 5ft 1ins tall, jumped into the 6ft deep lake, near Xuzhou city, without a second thought when she heard the boy crying.

“I was going home after visiting a neighbour, and heard a kid crying,” she told the Yangtse Evening Post.

Seeing no one else around, Lu jumped into the lake, grabbed the little boy and held his head above water but the banks were too steep for her to get out again.

“The kid was so scared, and I could feel him shivering,” she said. “I felt myself gradually losing strength, so I shouted out for help.”

Villagers heard the cry and ran for the lake, and were surprised to see the pensioner holding the child while shouting for help.

Villagers praised Lu’s courage, although her son, 71-year-old Zhang Sicun, said she should not have jumped in the lake at her age.

“She should have asked for help from others in the first place. That was too risky for her,” he said.

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From Ananova

The Vandalism Vandal

The Vandalism Vandal

Who’s been splashing the city’s most prized graffiti? The hunt for the radical, young—and possibly lovelorn—conceptual-Marxist street-art supervillain.

Here at the beginning, then, why don’t we just lay out the mystery, the so-called facts, as plain as we can make them. In the fall, some anonymous figure started vandalizing the city’s most celebrated vandalism—by which I mean not traditional seventies-style spray-paint graffiti but a relatively new, gentrified outgrowth of that tradition that’s come to be called “street art”: multimedia works of astonishing polish and complexity and beauty, often created by artists without a “street” bone in their bodies. Many went to art school and have grown-up jobs and lucrative gallery careers and are terrified of the cops and traditional graffiti crews. Over the past ten years, as street art has become big business—upscale art shows in London and Tokyo, advertising contracts, waves of positive media coverage, blogfuls of groupies—it’s generated exactly the kind of internal backlash you’d expect in a subculture conceived of as guerrilla warfare against consumer culture.

Is the garbage driving that car?

Is the garbage driving that car?
Is the garbage driving that car?

River Game - Flash Game

River Game - Flash Game

The object is to get all the people across the river. Dont leave Mothers and Sons, Fathers and Daughters

infect. evolve. repeat. - Flash Game

infect. evolve. repeat. - Flash Game

Drag and drop your virus into red blood cells to infrect. Upgrades and enemies add complexity. Rating: 7/10

Balloon steals wedding ring

Balloon steals wedding ring

A Scarborough man lost his wedding ring - after he tied it to his son’s helium balloon and it floated away.

Calum McFadyen, 35, tied the gold ring to the string of four-year-old Henry’s balloon to see if he could weigh it down.

But as he watched television in the front room he heard Henry open the front door and wave goodbye to the Thomas the Tank Engine balloon as it floated off with the ring still attached.

Mr McFadyen, 35, a housing support officer, said: “The ring has not been off my hand in years - I was just messing about with the kids. I guess it could be in France now!

“My wife wasn’t too impressed and told me it was a stupid thing to do. I tend to agree!

“I’ve been getting a ribbing from the people at work but I deserve it. Now I just want the ring back.”

Wife Vicky, 36, said: “This could only happen to my husband, he’s one of those people!”

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from Ananova

So racquetball is a no?

So racquetball is a no?
So racquetball is a no?

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