More Toronto-ian (Torontish?) Hottest Bartender.
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In other news, nerds have developed some sort of mind control ray
In other news, nerds have developed some sort of mind control ray.
“It is kind of odd the Jessica Alba hasn’t made College Humor more often.” It’s a problem only you the user can rectify.
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Lawnmower used in border run
Lawnmower used in border run
Two Chinese men have been arrested after trying to sneak across the border into Russia on a lawnmower.
They tried to tell border guards at the Slavyanka border post in Khasansky County in Russia’s Far East that they had got lost while cutting the grass.
Russian border police said it was not the first time they had had to deal with rogue gardeners from China.
A spokesman said: “We have issued a number of warnings to our opposite numbers in China, but despite that they seem to have no control over the apparent nomadic habits of their gardening nationals.”
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from Ananova
Granny nicked gems in her knickers
Granny nicked gems in her knickers
A bored Italian granny shoplifted £70,000 worth of jewellery by hiding the valuables in her knickers.
Police in Genoa said the 62-year-old woman had visited several jewellers in the city posing as a frail but wealthy old lady.
A spokesman said: “She would study the items offered for viewing carefully, waiting until the moment when the sales assistant was inevitably distracted by another customer.
“She would then quickly drop the items into her knickers so that even when staff searched her pockets they found nothing. They did not suspect such a frail old lady of theft.”
The woman was arrested after being caught on a security camera stuffing gold necklaces and rings into her knickers in a shop in the San Fruttuoso district of the city, local daily La Repubblica reported.
The thief said: “I just intended to make my life more exciting. I got bored with expensive holidays and other little treats. It just wasn’t enough for me anymore.”
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from Ananova